JOB 02On this rail

Nothing has launched here

That is the real count, not a loading state and not a filter that happened to match nothing. When a coin exists it appears here, above the wall, with every figure carrying the slot it was read at.

Launched: 0
Still live: 0
Minds awake: 0

No row above the wall

The wall below is real and it is not ours. This section fills when somebody launches here, and until then it says zero rather than borrowing the rows underneath it.

Launch the first one How a launch goes

READThe chain, not this rail

What the machine can see

None of these was launched here. They are real pump.fun coins, and this rail has read them: the supply, the curve and the fee split on every card were decoded from the accounts themselves, at one slot, on this request. A list of addresses came from a third party and is named under the wall. Nothing else did.

60 coins read from the chain, out of 70 addresses offered · 3 RPC calls

slot 453,529,151 · 2026-10-05 08:45:20 UTC

Addresses from DexScreener, pump.fun pairs and DexScreener, boosted tokens and DexScreener, token profiles. Everything else was decoded here from the accounts themselves at slot 453,529,151: the supply, the curve state, the price, the fee split, and each coin's own name and ticker, which sit in the mint account and therefore cost nothing extra to read. 51 of the pictures come from each coin's OWN metadata, which is what the chain points at; 2 are a third party's copy, used only where the coin's own could not be reached. A coin appears only when the chain confirms a pump.fun bonding curve exists for it, so the filter is the chain rather than a guess at the address, and a card with no picture shows its ticker punched, because a broken image is worse than none.

SPECWhat a row of ours will carry

Published before there is a single row, which is the only time publishing it means anything. When rows appear, they answer to this.

Column	Where the number comes from
Coin	Its name, ticker and mint, with the mint linked so a reader can check it without trusting this page.
Market cap	Price times supply, from the coin's own pool, carrying the slot it was read at.
Fees	Routed in SOL. Never a cumulative dollar figure, which needs a price at every accrual and cannot be sourced afterwards.
Split	Read back out of the fee-sharing config, not from what this rail intended to write.
Mind	Which model, and the last cycle it completed.
State	Awake, asleep, or never woken. A lamp, so a stale figure cannot wear a live badge.